Today, as my brother and I were making a last-minute grocery shopping before everything else in town closed for the Holy Week, I ran into this old high school crush of mine. This is basically what came to my mind the entire time…
1. Oh my God! It's him!
2. It's really him!! What should I do?!
3. It's him oh my God!!!
4. Oh my God oh my God oh my God!
5. We need more Q-Tips
6. Wait… he looks kinda off…
5. Is that even him? Now I'm not even so sure.
7. Is that really him?
8. I AM POSITIVE!!! IT IS HIM!!!
9. What should I do??? Should I stop over and say hi? Would he freak and wonder why I still know him? But we're family friends for God's sake…
10. I AM WEARING A DORAEMON T-SHIRT AND I HAVE NOT SEEN THIS BOY IN 4 YEARS. GOD FORBID I SHOULD GO NEAR HIM.
11. Oh my God oh my God, he's going this way!!!
12. What do I do? Hide behind a rack of deodorants?
13. What do I do?!?!?
14. Oh, shit. It's not him.
I'm pretty sure that I've said 'God' at that time more than a priest would averagely say during a mass.
Whatever, here's a muffin!
Red velvet yum :]
