Anna: We were at Gelatissimo when the two had the weirdest conversation about you.
Me: …really. :|
Anna: Yeah, it kinda went like this…
Mike: Hey, isn't Rea like part Turkish or something?
Nikko: Yes. Why?
Mike: What if she was actually part of the Ottoman family or something and had royal blood in her and didn't know it?
Nikko: Wait, you mean you don't know?
Mike: Know what?
Nikko: Of course she does. She's part of the Royal House of Kebab.
Me:
